FLA/COL

[panthersgm]

After much deliberation, the Evil Colorado Avalanche and the Florida Leaping Panthers have agreed to a deal.

To Colorado: Dakota "Do you know who I am?" Joshua

To Florida: Jacob Olofsson, Ethan Keppen, Artyom Manukyan, Sam "Guess who's back" Stange, Kyle Kukkonen, 2025 3rd (COL)

I really wanted to keep Joshua but after enough meat is put on the counter, you just gotta say "wow that's a lot of meat, let's get cooking".

I hope Dakota Joshua bangs every mother in Colorado for you

[Evil Colorado GM (Gameface)]

Evil Colorado accepts.

I do love a homer trade. My boyfriend Dakota was one game misconduct away from having more PIM than shots last season and this season I think he can reach that mountain top. I thank my close, personal friend Florida Man for allowing me to own the coolest player on earth.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

[Los Angeles Kings (Sebastien)]

Approve

[Winnipeg Jets]

Approve

[Islanders GM]

Sam Stange isn't on either of these teams so I'm just pushing this through as if he does not exist.

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