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Post by Evil Colorado GM (Gameface) on Aug 18, 2023 21:59:52 GMT -5
The Evil Colorado Avalanche and Playful Pittsburgh Penguins have agreed to the following trade:
Evil Avalanche trades:
Cal Foote - 0.8M
Playful Penguins trade:
SPECT: Sam Strange
Evil Colorado accepts.
I have been so so high on Cal Foote for a very long time. Obviously I have complicated feelings about his dad, whom I hated so god damned much because Adam was a fucking phenomenal hockey player for the fucking Avalanche at a time when the Canucks were good enough for that rivalry to matter. My boyfriend Bert literally killed a man on the ice with his bare fucking hands because of that rivalry. Now Adam is a coach with Vancouver and I'm happy we have a guy like him helping our young guys, but I really really still feeling angst about what that man did to us so it's VERY complicated! That's all very longwinded, but I like Cal a lot and I still think he'll be great, BUT I also have enough defence and I think moving Cal for a somewhat decent, reasonable prospect who if i squint really, really hard I can see having a path to the NHL is the sort of thing I want to do. This is fine.
Thank you for your kind cooperation.
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COL - PITT
Aug 18, 2023 22:04:37 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Pittsburgh on Aug 18, 2023 22:04:37 GMT -5
Accept
We are excited to have Cal on our team big 6 foot five giraffe bitch. We thank the make-believe player Sam strange for his services is no longer needed after being convicted in 1996 of murdering two 16 year old Nevada country valley girls.
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Post by Los Angeles Kings (Sebastien) on Aug 18, 2023 22:07:57 GMT -5
Approve
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Post by Winnipeg Jets on Aug 21, 2023 17:30:03 GMT -5
Approve
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Post by Islanders GM on Sept 10, 2023 11:55:22 GMT -5
Stange sent to FLA in related deal. M&F updated.
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